Re-Watch Review: New Girl S1-EP17

Episode synopsis

S1 EP17 – Fancyman Part 1: Jess reluctantly dates the wealthy father of one of her students. Meanwhile, Nick attempts to buy a new cell phone and Schmidt and Winston get ultra-competitive playing bar trivia.

Cast 

Zooey Deschanel…Jess Day

Jake Johnson…Nick Miller

Max Greenfield…Schmidt

Lamorne Morris…Winston Bishop

Hannah Simone…Cece Parekh

Rachael Harris…Tanya Lamontagne

Kali Hawk…Shelby

Dermot Mulroney…Russell Shiller

Best character

I actually have no idea who to choose for this episode. Nick has a lot of funny moments but I don’t like that he tells Jess to go for Russell. You’re in love with her you idiot, you just don’t realise it yet.

Favourite scenes

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Best quotes and one liners

NICK: I always wanted to be a mole person.


JESS: You know what? I’ll raise the money myself. I’ll get a ragtag group of kids together. A lost soul, an orphan, a Jewish kid with a keyboard, a little slսt who can dance, and one fatso, and I’ll choreograph some dances, make a show. 

TANYA: You did that already, Jess. It’s called the spring musical, and it literally brought in $60.


NICK: This is the problem, Jess. It’s rich people. We are right where they want us, Jess just suckling on the teat of consumerism. That’s the exact reason I got rid of my phone. 

WINSTON: You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost.


WINSTON: You weigh more than your credit score.


JESS: You know me. I’m only attracted to guys who are afraid of success and think someone famous stole their idea. I like an underdog. 

CECE: Spencer didn’t even own sheets. 

JESS: Yeah. He slept on a pile of washcloths.


RUSSELL: Are you wearing my sweater? 

NICK: No. Yes. It was on the back of the chair. So I thought the sweater belonged to the chair. I thought it was a chair sweater.


NICK: Is it possible to be sexually attracted to an object? 

RUSSELL: Yes, it is. It really is. You can keep the sweater. 

NICK: Thanks, I… I don’t know why I put it on, to be honest with you. I just came in here, and it smelled like Shakespeare, if Shakespeare were a damn cowboy. And hawk’s nests, and boat fuel, and cigars and burping… man stuff!

Final thoughts and fun facts

Ah, Russell, I forgot about him. For some reason, I thought this was the Jess dates Schmidt’s dad storyline but that’s much later I think.  


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